What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 08:57

The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
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Octopussy
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service