What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:48

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Dr No
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”