Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Senator James Risch of Idaho

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

House members

What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

to the new staging areas (red area).

Hi, I’m Jo. My best friend died 2 years ago today. My husband died 6 months later. So, I’m a depressed mess (we were married 28 years) and can’t shake it. Even my Brother is worried. Some days I don’t do anything, and avoid men cause I don’t want to date. Any suggestions? Thanks for reading.

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

than the blue routes.

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Hi everybody! I have been looking at posts on narcs and narc abuse on here and if has really helped me out a lot. I am currently struggling with my situation and need some advice/support. I met a narc last year, everything seemed to good to be true. Love bombing, always texting calling and taking me on dates. Everything changed when someone warned me about him out in public in front of him and who he is. This caused a conflict with us and the love bombing seized. he would tell me that everything is okay and i can come and talk. He would set a time limit on me and kick me out after that. he would then text me like everything was fine and we hung out again and after that he completely ghosted me for one week. He came back and texted me a week later laughing about the ghosting and acting like nothing had happened. he continued to text me ( not like in the beginning) make plans with me, then on the day of the plans he would just ghost me. One day he would act interested the next silence. i contacted him a month later and he acted like nothing happened. He was on a vacation and sent me a picture of another woman ( someone he allegedly met on the trip) to strike a reaction but i never gave him one. After the trip he came to my place and was extremely rude, accusing me of going on dates with a bunch of men. The next day he accused me of being an alcoholic and that he wanted nothing to do with me but said well maybe we can be "friends" then ghosted me i assumed at this point it was over and i would never hear from him again. He contacted me on the holiday a month later acting like everything was great. We ended up hanging out a month or so later and when we hung out it went well, i thought things were going in the right direction. after we hung out.. silence. I would try to text him and if he replied it would be very short then he just stopped replying. He ghosted me for almost three months. I thought he was done this time and of course he popped up again like nothing happened. At this point i was getting sick of if so i questioned him as to why he dissapeared and always does this. Of course he had some sob story about a injury and family member dying of cancer. I felt pity for him and he gave me an apology.. so i took him back stupidly. things seemed to be going smooth for a couple months, of course until his family member died and his injury got better he never contacted me and was distant. Menawhile, i was there for him during the difficult time for him. He lied to me about the funeral and never wanted to chat. I was chasing him and he would always claim nothing was wrong but when i said i thought he used me when he was down he could not handle it and would always tell me he didnt care and to go away. I would get so upset i would try texting him to work it out he would barelt respond and if he did he would not be nice about it. we did hang out a couple times after that, he would ignore me after. One day i was like hey i think you are seeing someone else, and i was like well ixam seeing someone so no problem if you are he said " buy bye good luck with your new guy stop contacting me" i was devastated and tried to get into contact with him for weeks then i just gave up and accepted it was over. He ended up contacting me a month later acting like everything was fine. He wanted to go out and have drinks i told him i would. He and i both seemed to have a great time. He ends up ignoring me again. I kept texting him trying to figure out what was wrong. He kept saying everything was fine and i said ok can we hang out again? He said maybe i was like why? He just kept saying maybe … our last conversation we had… i said what is wrong ? He said nothing is wrong everything is fine. I asked him why he keeps saying maybe. He said " maybe but i dont want to see you right now" i said why? He saix " im just not feeling it, if i wanted to date i would" i said why did you contact me less then a week ago wanting to go out? He said i didnt.. even though he did. So i said should i just move on or what? He said whatever you want to do. So i said that he was really confusing me and asked him if he had anything more to say before i move on? My messages were turning green so i panicked he blocked me and reacted irrationally. I said " omg did you block me? My messages are not going through. Even texted him on my work phone asking what was up. And called him twice ( please dont judge me i know it is pathetic i never was this type of girl before him) so he replied and said " Ok I'll block you now" then immedietly blocked me. He has never blocked me before since I have met him he will just ghost. Is this ths final discard aka " grand finale? Did i just push him too far? this has upset me so much its hard to even function.

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

They are listed above.

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Senate

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida